Date

31 July - 11 August

Time

2:10 pm

Venue

Underbelly Cowgate

suitability

Age 16+ (Guideline)

Tickets from

£8.00

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The Horniest Girls in New York City

Sex. Power. Fun. Hope.

Tess and Riley are The Horniest Girls in New York City. They’re also stunning and hilarious. This is the story of their quest for world domination.

The alluring and bastardly Jake The Mayor, has just passed another law that bans gay people from dancing. The bell tolls for the girls to save the world. And thus it begins. As the girls race against the clock and the forces of evil, they find help along the way from a wise Lesbian Rabbi, her wise Lesbian wife, and their best friend Derek, who loves women.

Since the dawn of the United States, there have been only three generations powerful enough to turn the tides of history. The Fourth Turning is here. 

Let the sexual revolution begin.

Come.

THGINYC.com

Presented By

Riley Stark and Tess Lancaster

Duration

60 minutes

Advice

Audience participation, Scenes of a sexual nature, Strong language/swearing

Price

Tickets from

£8.00

Accessibility

Comedy

For more information on accessibility and to book tickets, please contact the box office at access@underbelly.co.uk, or visit https://underbellyedinburgh.co.uk/your-visit/accessibility

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